Joyeuses Pâques

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The most selfish 1 letter
“I“
Avoid It.

Most Satisfactory 2 letters
“WE“
Use It.

Most Poisonous 3 letters
“EGO“
Kill It.

Most used 4 letters
“LOVE“
Value It.

Most Pleasing 5 letters
“SMILE“
Keep It.

Fastest Spreading 6 letters
“RUMOUR“
Ignore It.

Hard Working 7 letters
“SUCCESS“
Achieve It.

Most Enviable 8 letters
“JEALOUSY“
Distance It.

Most Essential 9 letters
“PRINCIPLE“
Have It.

Most Divine 10 Letters
“FRIENDSHIP“
Maintain It............!!!

amitié

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to think before you speak to me!!!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
my presence ever makes you feel uncomfortable!!!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to thank me for everything i do for you!!!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to say sorry for everything that you don''t do!!!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to ask me for favors!!!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think i would not be curious to know your new philosophy of life!!!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you go by what i say and do not understand what i don''t say!!!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think that listening to your dreams would put me to sleep!!!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think that seeing you in pain, would not bring a tear to me!!!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think I do not remember the first time we met!!!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you don''t see the thousand ways I try to make you happy

l'école

1.college ------- yaadein

2.principal ------ Jaani Dushman

3.classes ------- kabhi kabhi

4.canteen------- kabhi alvida na kehna

5.course -------- godzilla

6.exams -------- kalyug

7.examination hall---- chamber of secret

8.exam-time ---------- qayamat se qayamt tak

9. question paper --------- paheli

10.answer paper ---------- kora kagaz

11.cheating ---------- aksar/chupke chupke

12. paper out ---------- plan

13.examiner ------------- the killer

14.last exam ----------- independence day

15.paper correction --------- andha kanoon

16.marks ----------- assambhav

17.result ----------- murder

18.pass ------------ ajjoba/ chamatkar

19. fail ----------- devdas

20.supplementary ------- aakhri raasta

21.vacation ------------- waah life hoto aisi

Love VS Marriage

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don''t you think you''ve had enough!".

Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"